How to Stay Out of the Friendzone Forever

Men used to chase sex. Now they chase friendship.

It's easy and convenient to insist, "Just quit simping and you'll be out of the friendzone lickety-split," when it's very clear there's so much more to it than online forum bros barking at you, "Hey you dumb loser knock that crap off!"

There are some power moves you can make in which you can stay out of the friendzone forever never to wind up there again, but you're going to have to realize it's all on you, not on women.